I've been looking at some really derpy knives on bad knife sites. My blog is aimed at people just getting into knives and those who want to, everybody in this scene had to start there. Before I knew any better I bought stuff like this,and if I can help somebody realize that there are so many better options I'm going to try. Here's my take on a few knives you shouldn't buy.
Tiger USA M.T.F.
"Join the military take force and prepare for war with the newest addition to the Tiger-USA family. "
I've got to admit, it's ballsy to mark "First Production Run" on your (probably illegal) third rate copy of what might be the most recognizable product of Boker Plus' line. Anybody who prepares for war with this is making a dire mistake.
"The 1045 surgical steel blade ejects like lightning and when folded the handle is the perfect size for concealing."
1045 surgical steel sounds like a good thing if you don't know anything about steel. Good for machine parts, horrible for sharp things.
"Attach it to your person with the free belt clip and you're ready for battle."
It's free! You can attach it to your person without any additional fees!
"Get enlisted with this Military Task Force series and annihilate the competition."
What's with all this "join the military take force," "get enlisted" stuff? Are army recruiters writing these descriptions?
"This ultra-sleek and super compact piece of might is only available at Panther while supplies last. Get yours now and prepare for war."
I don't know what Panther is, it's not the name of the company or the site or anything. Maybe it's a copy+paste from another place. Also, you already said prepare for war.
Butterfly Style Folding Knife
"New Style in the Knife Market. Made By Tiger USA. 4" Handle and 3" Blade"
At least this description is short and sweet. Before I had any taste in knives I bought a variant of this knife at a comic convention. I left it on a train I think. Mine had a different blade shape, I'm trying to figure out what this one's blade is for. Maybe it's so you can stab somebody and never get your knife back? Maybe some things are better left a mystery.
45 Cal Trigger Assisted Knife